Unseen Terror 2017: Day 23

The M.A.R.K. 13 is the way of the future. A perfect killing machine with a healing factor, it has been developed as the ultimate weapon for which to drive enemies to the brink of extinction, if not eventually eradicate them completely. When a desert scavenger peruses the wasteland and comes across parts of this heavily-wired construction, he sells the pieces to ex-soldier and collector Moses Baxter and junk dealer Alvy. The two conduct their own separate research of the discovered robot, with Baxter delivering his portion to his girlfriend Jill for sculpting purposes. Over time, the collective unearth the truth about this seemingly-innocuous automation, and find themselves being hunted.

I swear, I had no clue that I would be watching so many pictures this year that would be so derivative of Ridley Scott's 1979 science fiction/horror masterpiece known as Alien or James Cameron's 1984 epic The Terminator. Still, I suppose that if you're going to stroke the ego of a film's legacy, you could do much worse than those two. Quirky South African director Richard Stanley, who would later go on to pen and get removed from the 1996 adaptation of H.G. Wells' The Island of Dr. Moreau (there's an entire documentary dedicated to that troubled production), certainly wears his influences on his sleeves in this 1990 cyberpunk/horror combination that takes much of its story from a short in British comic book 2000 AD, and has reportedly garnered a very mixed reaction over the years.

Cast-wise, you may be quite surprised to see Dylan McDermott of The Practice and American Horror Story fame pop up as our lead performer, though when you consider that this was only his fifth film role at the time, that shock factor may dissipate rather quickly. He's perfectly serviceable as one of our primary protagonists Moses, though save for his ability to remember and spout random quotes from the "good book," he's potentially replaceable. The same might not be said for his best friend Shades, portrayed by Irish actor John Lynch, who just seems completely unhinged and seemingly lives in a world of his own when he isn't following Moses around. The alluring Stacey Travis' (Phantasm II, Ghost World) character of Jill ends up being the real standout here, garnering sympathy and support during the most perilous of situations. I have no real idea why she didn't have more of a prominent career, and when you see that some of her more recent efforts include very small roles in the likes of Soul Plane and A Christmas Story 2, it just makes you a bit sad. Perhaps the only true weak spot comes in the form of Jill's perverted, self-righteous neighbor Lincoln, played by late character actor William Hootkins (Porkins from Star Wars!), as he just feels wholly unnecessary to the plot and whose purpose only seems to be helping provide an exceptionally cool visual treat later in the movie.


On the subject of visuals, Hardware does pack a decently-strong punch considering its rather meager budget. Music video cinematographer Steven Chivers has helped set up this version of earth that resembles a future that is just barely staying together; it's Mad Max by way of Akira or a later-era Alien story. The design of the M.A.R.K. 13 is crude, but the camera work is smart enough to hide most of its more absurd-looking aesthetics. One particular sequence involving the robot's self-repair mechanism is akin to something that you would find in larger productions, and it comes across as far creepier than it should appear once you initially hear about it. I've always found the idea of machines such as this and the more well-known ones seen in pieces like The Terminator truly fascinating, as they don't inherently realize that they are committing true acts of villainy, but are simply doing what their programming says. Those features and traits do descend into more clunky and sloppy territories during its final act when it just suddenly decides to go completely bonkers, but they end up providing the audience with some rather nasty-looking kills (spoilers: the horror elements don't really kick in for quite a while). One of Hardware's other weak aspects comes in the dialogue department, as the forced usage of biblical references can induce some eye rolling in more sophisticated audience members.

Admittedly, Hardware does rely on far too much style to cover up its basic, run-of-the-mill plot, but sometimes I can forgive a film for that. Unlike something such as, say, Death Machine, the homages are somewhat more in your face (if not a different shade of blatant), and it tries a couple of new ideas that while not always working out, do earn a myriad of brownie points for effort. Hell, it even has cameos from the likes of Iggy Pop and Lemmy Kilmister, while sporting a soundtrack that features tracks from early post-punkers Public Image Ltd and industrial metal legends Ministry, though the latter's song "Stigmata" is inexplicably set to a performance on television from Gwar. Those alone could earn it a five star rating if you are as simple of a man as I am. If you don't feel like tracking down a low-grade print on websites such as YouTube, your best attempt at obtaining this little gem is to purchase the DVD online or from establishments that still keep physical media in stock.

Or better yet, just hit up the Severin table at your (somewhat) local horror convention. There's bound to be plenty of copies sitting close to unsold stacks of The Island of Dr. Moreau.

Tomorrow, a boy's father returns from space and, like the great "Leonard Nimoy" once said, keep watching the skis!.....er, I mean skies.




.....oh wait, we're behind again. Well, I suppose that we have to knock that out now too, huh? So uh, come back in a few hours instead.